It’s my birthday hide me from Pinkie Pie
Okay, but I’m calling cheese sandwich
you can never hide from pinkie pie!
anyway, happy happy birthday to you! may you enjoy your super duper special day, pinkie-less or not 
Why bother? We all know that’s impossible.
Resistance is futile. Hiding from Pinkie on a party day? As if 
Pinkie never misses a birthday
QUICK! SHE’S HERE! Hide behind this inconvenient shaped lamp!
It’s easier to douse the sun with a supersoaker
Happy birthday, I wish the best for you and a long life with happiness
The one you call Pinkie Pie has been informed. Look behind you.