CCP Please change out the Server hamster

It has either fallen asleep or died.

sigh server disconnects just as I land in a ghost site :frowning:

RIP astero

https://status.eveonline.com/

Claims all systems normal, but I had all but one client get traffic controlled and then disconnected. Rip Lemmiwinks the CCP hamster.

about 1/4 of my alliance members are having connectivity issues.

preparing my pen to write my reimbursement request :frowning:

Also had a disconnect, worked fine after that

Note; attempting CPR on dead server hamster while yelling lines from ‘The Abyss’ at it is not smiled upon.

The servers failed to start multiple times after downtime yesterday as well. Guess the hamsters are working overtime to power the blockchain.

I wonder if they’ll give us Omega time back for all this infra degradation.

/s

Logged out all clients, gave the hamster a Red Bull, logged back in all clients, worked fine.

Cloudflare is experiencing some issues right now. My guess is this is related.

Collab with Pokemon please. We need those Pikachus to update the hamsters. Not only share the same clade but the pikachus are able to generate electricity. And they’re cute too.

Yeahhhh me and my friends out in the rockies can’t connect still, same login, “server may have an outage” response.

Definitely not able to login. :****

Same unable to login.

Takes more power to mine crypto. Get with the program. The hamsters are just not up to it.

Somethings gone really fucky, cant even log into website anymore

East Coast US. Started about 20 minutes ago, all 3 accounts went down simultaneously. Still can’t get back in (“server closed”).

can confirm, eve is ded